| the following entry is bought to you by ben |
[Jan. 7th, 2006|05:29 pm] |
im going to say some things about ben, if your not interested (and i dont really blame you) look away now
ben is now five mounths old. i'm going to start weaning him as of next monday. he has lots of clothes he has since grown out of so if you or anyone you know wants a whole bunch of baby clothes do let me know :)
ben is also teething which pretty much means that he puts everything in his mouth.
im going to put ben in front of keyboard to see what happens...
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at aged five months i dont think he grasps the basic use of a keyboard, he mainly tried to put it in his mouth. but it was fun to involve him in livejournalland.
im thinking about going back to work. even if its just part time. daytime and or music television is turning my mindtank into mindmash
in other news i twisted my ankle twice yesterday. twice, thats more than once in a twelve hour period. im a fully pad up member of team special. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2006|03:08 am] |
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this afternoon i came up with a joke for two pints of lager and a packet of deep fried potato and over flavoured pub snack food.
thus..
louise: janet your such a plebian sometimes, i worry about your cultural well being.
janet: thats digusting louise, anyway i can't be a plebain i dont like fish..
(chortle from audience)
donna: no janet, she thinks your an uneducated idiot which isnt true, you have that gcse in cooking.
janet: well i have a gcse in pe aswell and today i was on hold on the child benefit line for 10 minutes and they played a song without words that wasnt a dance track. i think it was classical
louise: i hardly think the instrumental version of sound of the underground is a classical song janet.
janet: it wasnt that actually louise, it was groove is in the heart by deelite..
i really need to evalate my comedy writing career, as you an see it clearly leaves a lot to be desired |
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[Jan. 6th, 2006|11:30 am] |
when at the docters and the nurse what your job is, dont say housemum she'll just laugh. true story
new years was the anticlimax i expected but julia and i decided we're going to raise ben in a hippie lesbain commune.
upper room party next weekend. should be fun.
and i watch too much music television. but it does mean there isnt a song i dont know the words too
also i realise im obessed with know where things are filmed.
like the extra adverts on the bus are on buses in kinston, past headmasters on the corner and the tun and somerfeild
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[Dec. 21st, 2005|09:58 pm] |
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mary (or as i like to think of her, the personifaction of a james blunt song) didnt get to met ben.
which now increases the chances of me having to meet her. maybe if i'm lucky i will never have to. its might be best for them if i dont, i have a terrible habit of telling johns secrets from the summer in a most unsubtle way.
there is more ranting but its mainly aimed at john and seeing as he isnt online a lot lately i'll do it tomoorow when he returns ben to me.
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[Dec. 20th, 2005|05:31 pm] |
i have flu. fun fun
and johns mum is coming tomorrow. i really dont want her to. i dont even think johns coming. he's pissing me off something chronic at la moment
if/when john calls about tomoorow (it'll be john hois mum never says more than five words to me at a time and its usauly about ben then or to insult me, though thats more while im in the room than to me really) i'll let them know the change of plan
on sunday peop[le went to see harry potter without me. im offically not a person anymore. ho hum
last night team incest came round and we made chilli. it was amusing, untill the death kicked in and ben wouldnt stop crying or being sick.
today i went to the docters and tommorrow i have to go back for bens jabs. so he'll be crying non stop from about 1030 tomorrrow.
on friday night was charlies party, there was kelly jones of sterophonics fame and a very very drunk me, im tee total now i think. there is a picture on myspaz of me on the floor flashing my underwear.
oh what shame. and myspaz tooo.
now im going to bed
its really great to be me |
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[Dec. 14th, 2005|10:54 pm] |
today i have mainly been
* watching meet the barkers and disliking shanna. shes so rubbish.
* sorting out the netting for my dress for friday.
* playing with ben, being sad when he went to sleep.
* being pleased with the 'nikky is great' thread on the upper room forum
* sorting a date for charlies party
* worrying about shoes for the aformentioned party
http://www.playboy.com/sex/d12/travisbarker/index.html
i love that he lost his virgiity in a trailer hes like the king of white trash :) |
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[Dec. 7th, 2005|01:21 pm] |
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( 2005 )
tonight i'm going to see 'doves' with adam mannas, but first im taking ben to my mums work so the poeple she works with can coo and what have you.
tomorrow im going to the v'n'a museum avec charlie and of course ben and in the evening ben and i are heading to maggies to meet up with reenatard and to plan the grotto and book and things for charlie
on friday i'm going to see julia at hampton libary to have a singalong session then john and his dad are picking ben up for the weekend.
on saturday i'm going on a date with ben parker. with all his friend too. in jamtown.
on sunday i think james macphail is coming for dinner and bens coming home from eastbourne
on monday ben has the worst kind of hospital appt, involing tubes up his willy and scanning his kidney, in paddington. i'm meant to keep myself entertained while we wait for drugs to kick in. what am i going to doooo? but in the evening im going to see the horrorpops with team nikky lyke.
then im freeee untill the 16ht of dec (next friday) for whats going to be the best party ever, ever, ever. (im super glad porcellian jizzpole slplit up it means i can party with out john around)
and on the 17th adam invited me to his work ball.
i'm a busy beeeeeee.
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[Nov. 18th, 2005|04:51 pm] |
if i didnt know any better i would say ben is singing along to 'sheena is a punk rocker' and before that i think he was whoa-ing in the right places to the sugarcult song that was just on.
margot would be pround
hes mine my little rock roll kid
(be my little rok and roll queen)
yuk dilema., the upper room or twickenham chums.
buggerery |
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[Nov. 16th, 2005|04:14 pm] |
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im far too amused by the shoe people. also it sad that kevin doesnt beleive it exsists |
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