| the following entry is bought to you by ben |
[Jan. 7th, 2006|05:29 pm] |
im going to say some things about ben, if your not interested (and i dont really blame you) look away now
ben is now five mounths old. i'm going to start weaning him as of next monday. he has lots of clothes he has since grown out of so if you or anyone you know wants a whole bunch of baby clothes do let me know :)
ben is also teething which pretty much means that he puts everything in his mouth.
im going to put ben in front of keyboard to see what happens...
yjn
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at aged five months i dont think he grasps the basic use of a keyboard, he mainly tried to put it in his mouth. but it was fun to involve him in livejournalland.
im thinking about going back to work. even if its just part time. daytime and or music television is turning my mindtank into mindmash
in other news i twisted my ankle twice yesterday. twice, thats more than once in a twelve hour period. im a fully pad up member of team special. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2006|03:08 am] |
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this afternoon i came up with a joke for two pints of lager and a packet of deep fried potato and over flavoured pub snack food.
thus..
louise: janet your such a plebian sometimes, i worry about your cultural well being.
janet: thats digusting louise, anyway i can't be a plebain i dont like fish..
(chortle from audience)
donna: no janet, she thinks your an uneducated idiot which isnt true, you have that gcse in cooking.
janet: well i have a gcse in pe aswell and today i was on hold on the child benefit line for 10 minutes and they played a song without words that wasnt a dance track. i think it was classical
louise: i hardly think the instrumental version of sound of the underground is a classical song janet.
janet: it wasnt that actually louise, it was groove is in the heart by deelite..
i really need to evalate my comedy writing career, as you an see it clearly leaves a lot to be desired |
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[Jan. 6th, 2006|11:30 am] |
when at the docters and the nurse what your job is, dont say housemum she'll just laugh. true story
new years was the anticlimax i expected but julia and i decided we're going to raise ben in a hippie lesbain commune.
upper room party next weekend. should be fun.
and i watch too much music television. but it does mean there isnt a song i dont know the words too
also i realise im obessed with know where things are filmed.
like the extra adverts on the bus are on buses in kinston, past headmasters on the corner and the tun and somerfeild
xx |
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[Dec. 21st, 2005|09:58 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | le-tigre- boom i fucked your boyfriend | ] |
mary (or as i like to think of her, the personifaction of a james blunt song) didnt get to met ben.
which now increases the chances of me having to meet her. maybe if i'm lucky i will never have to. its might be best for them if i dont, i have a terrible habit of telling johns secrets from the summer in a most unsubtle way.
there is more ranting but its mainly aimed at john and seeing as he isnt online a lot lately i'll do it tomoorow when he returns ben to me.
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[Dec. 20th, 2005|05:31 pm] |
i have flu. fun fun
and johns mum is coming tomorrow. i really dont want her to. i dont even think johns coming. he's pissing me off something chronic at la moment
if/when john calls about tomoorow (it'll be john hois mum never says more than five words to me at a time and its usauly about ben then or to insult me, though thats more while im in the room than to me really) i'll let them know the change of plan
on sunday peop[le went to see harry potter without me. im offically not a person anymore. ho hum
last night team incest came round and we made chilli. it was amusing, untill the death kicked in and ben wouldnt stop crying or being sick.
today i went to the docters and tommorrow i have to go back for bens jabs. so he'll be crying non stop from about 1030 tomorrrow.
on friday night was charlies party, there was kelly jones of sterophonics fame and a very very drunk me, im tee total now i think. there is a picture on myspaz of me on the floor flashing my underwear.
oh what shame. and myspaz tooo.
now im going to bed
its really great to be me |
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[Dec. 14th, 2005|10:54 pm] |
today i have mainly been
* watching meet the barkers and disliking shanna. shes so rubbish.
* sorting out the netting for my dress for friday.
* playing with ben, being sad when he went to sleep.
* being pleased with the 'nikky is great' thread on the upper room forum
* sorting a date for charlies party
* worrying about shoes for the aformentioned party
http://www.playboy.com/sex/d12/travisbarker/index.html
i love that he lost his virgiity in a trailer hes like the king of white trash :) |
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| a year and a fortnight |
[Dec. 7th, 2005|01:21 pm] |
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( 2005 )
tonight i'm going to see 'doves' with adam mannas, but first im taking ben to my mums work so the poeple she works with can coo and what have you.
tomorrow im going to the v'n'a museum avec charlie and of course ben and in the evening ben and i are heading to maggies to meet up with reenatard and to plan the grotto and book and things for charlie
on friday i'm going to see julia at hampton libary to have a singalong session then john and his dad are picking ben up for the weekend.
on saturday i'm going on a date with ben parker. with all his friend too. in jamtown.
on sunday i think james macphail is coming for dinner and bens coming home from eastbourne
on monday ben has the worst kind of hospital appt, involing tubes up his willy and scanning his kidney, in paddington. i'm meant to keep myself entertained while we wait for drugs to kick in. what am i going to doooo? but in the evening im going to see the horrorpops with team nikky lyke.
then im freeee untill the 16ht of dec (next friday) for whats going to be the best party ever, ever, ever. (im super glad porcellian jizzpole slplit up it means i can party with out john around)
and on the 17th adam invited me to his work ball.
i'm a busy beeeeeee.
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[Nov. 18th, 2005|04:51 pm] |
if i didnt know any better i would say ben is singing along to 'sheena is a punk rocker' and before that i think he was whoa-ing in the right places to the sugarcult song that was just on.
margot would be pround
hes mine my little rock roll kid
(be my little rok and roll queen)
yuk dilema., the upper room or twickenham chums.
buggerery |
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[Nov. 16th, 2005|04:14 pm] |
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im far too amused by the shoe people. also it sad that kevin doesnt beleive it exsists |
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[Nov. 16th, 2005|10:45 am] |
im pleased that i can now join 'mothers against guns'
and generally be an angry middle class mum and complain about things.
much like buffys mum in buffy
yes yes
may the crusades begin |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2005|10:38 am] |
this is ben. he is sweet and baby like.
please feel free to cooo and cluck. |
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| dont go looking for what you dont want to find. |
[Nov. 1st, 2005|10:19 am] |
| [ | music |
| | the chalets - nightrocker | ] |
more sound advice from the woman who brought you 'be careful who you bitch to'
i should run a school.
and also write emo songs. yesterday john and i were talking about shells and how it sounded like the sea.
there should be a line in an emo song 'shells sound like the hollowness of my heart'
today im being a real housewife. and i'm taking ben to the supermarket, then im making cumberland pie :)
and doing laundry.
this is fun :)
and ben being sick on john is amusing.
also where is the postman lately? i haven't had post in aggggggges. :(
eadys coming soon :)( im so pleased. i miss him. he best remember my starwars tshirt and transfers for my emopea tshirt :) |
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[Oct. 28th, 2005|12:45 pm] |
laaaaaaaaaaahhhlalalala
i predict a riot
i predict a riot
etc
today im very very happy.
i wonder if my bedroom needs 'parent proofing' for sunday
in other news i'm going to attempt to put furniture together.,
i know jpohn wants to do it but hes not here. i'll put it off untill this evening but afterthat. sucks to be him. |
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| pussy cat pussycat, where have you been, i've been to nasin to try and be 'scene' |
[Oct. 27th, 2005|11:22 am] |
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| |  pleased | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the killers - mr brightside | ] |
yestrerday charlie met ben :) he smiled at her lots and things. and was as always wriggly and happy. so in short he loves charie, like any good baby would.
ast night was the nasin halloween party.
i went as road kill. it was either that or fifties housewife after killing her husband.
charlie ended up going as that instead.
i also died my hair 'violetvision'
so this morning i woke up and had a minor heart attack to see i had red smudges, whiskers and dark hair when i lookied in the mirror.
i had imense fear of being cold yesterday night (being as my out fit consisted of a vest top, hot pants and tights.
so i wore a few pairs of tights. the result on my legs was amazing :) i actually didnt mind hurtling thought london on the tube half naked :)
the people at camden staion were very sweet and some random people callled me sexy.
i got meoiwed at a fair bit too.
now i'm going to the docters and then im going to northolt. :)
on friday charlie and i might go to koko were unsure. either that or to some pub in richmond to see lucies brothers band.
im taking ben on a day trip on saturday but im not sure where yet. suggestions are very welcome :)
zannahs having a halloween party on saturday so that should be fun.
johns parents are coming to see ben on sunday, i hope it goes well. not that i can imangine it wont but you know. we shall see.
also the words to this song are not ' he takes off her vest and now shes cold' but they should be, it would be handy if the killers promoted dressing up warm.
xx |
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[Oct. 17th, 2005|01:33 am] |
last night i dreamt that ray winston came to my house to install broadband.
which was a bit odd |
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[Oct. 11th, 2005|09:09 pm] |
a question for the easyweirds
what are the rules to make an easy baby?
is it just that both mum and dad are easyboarders?
is there one already?
do let me know :) |
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[Oct. 11th, 2005|01:15 pm] |
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on saturday everythings changing :) |
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[Oct. 6th, 2005|09:42 pm] |
im watching the elizabeth programme on channel four. its really quite good.
i feel very sorry for her. she loves the robin person but is hugely jealous of girtls younger and prettier than her.
jealously is never fun. and often makes your thoughts become clouded and uneasy. things that never effect you become your every waking thought and sometimes even your sleeping ones too.
its not nice. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2005|06:50 pm] |
my computer does not seem to like any kind of female based hip hop. it makes me sad
no beyonce, no kelis, no eve, no l'trimm or northern state.
if i was an emo kid i'd cry.
real life tears
instead im bare punk :) and im going to nasin tonight.
i like being the best friend of the dj. im that cool. i have dj chums.
mmm freeee punk dancing :)
josh is away on msn . how rubbish. i was going to invite him and everything
and i want a bar of chocolate
what shall i wera out tonight.
the cats ears are a must i feel :) |
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